Celephaïs
Louisville, Ky.


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slay-z:
satanic2chainz:
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/184e42d0d659d71256c26ba771025d7d/tumblr_mn0j8taGhF1qz7ywso1_500.jpg)
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.
(Source: siddman, via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)
(Source: radiation-turned-it-white, via liberallyinclined)

A class proyect made with wax crayons. Thirty insects.
Un trabajo de clase hecho con Ceras Manley. Treinta insectos.
(via scientificillustration)
Winged Tapestries: Moths at Large, a special exhibition of oversized prints by Canadian artist Jim des Rivière
(via dhamp1re)
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
(via alyssaeatsbabys)
IT’S THE WATER TEMPLE.
WELP, TIME TO PUT ON MY WATER TUNIC AND METAL BOOTS
I can’t even go to the bottom of the 6ft deep end without my life flashing before my eyes.
(Source: myinterestingfiles.com)
This is a chapter from my new book, Life Begins At Incorporation, which I am releasing in light of TIME’s trolling ass cover story on lazy, entitled Millenials. I don’t live with my parents and will not “save us all.”
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“How come all we do is talk about money?” — Richie Rich
The Great Recession officially ended in 2009. How’s everybody doing? Did you need help uncorking the champagne?
Unless you are a one-percenter who followed an errant link on Twitter, you probably aren’t ordering Cristal for the table.
Our economy has been slowly gaining ground since we bottomed out in the 2008 job-pocalypse. That oughta be good for people, right? But, turns out 121 percent of income gains made in the recovery went to the top one percent of the country’s earners. I’m not sure how you can capture more than 100% of something. It sounds kind of greedy to me. An economist at Berkeley got to that number when figuring in the fact that incomes for most everyone else have dropped. Wages are down, household incomes are down, but don’t worry, these are the job creators were talking about. If you don’t have an employment scenario figured out just yet, wait a few minutes. I’m sure some rich guy needs someone to give his shoe-shine 121 percent of their effort.
Jobs, jobs, jobs! They’re everywhere. The problem with all this job-creation is the new jobs are all worse than our previous jobs, which, to be honest weren’t all that rad in the first place. Some jobs, they don’t even pay money, which is still a thing you need some of to live.
My mother spent the recession in multiple jobs, the most recent of which paid federal minimum wage. $7.25, baby! This is the reason why, when I hear well-paid pundits say that no one except high school kids work for minimum wage, I want to fly to their home, poop on their doorstep, and set it on fire.